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This was actually created in 1965 by "inventors" George and Charlotte Blonsky. It was awarded patent no. 3,216,423.
Basically, it's a centrifugal delivery table. What you do is strap the woman, spin her around like you're a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune, and hope for the best. Doing this is supposed to help the baby emerge.

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